Political Games - Where the fuck’s the reset button?

The lucky residents of Pennsylvania’s 7th Congressional District will recognize two of the names on CREW’s new list: Representative Curt Weldon (R - Naturally) and Senator Rick “Spreading” Santorum (R - NO WAI!). But wait, who the hell is CREW, and what is this list? First off, CREW stands for Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, and they “target government officials who sacrifice the common good to special interests. We will help Americans use litigation to shine a light on those who betray the public trust.” That sounds great! Now what’s this list? Why, it’s the 2nd Annual Most Corrupt Members of Congress Report! Let’s look at the list:

CREW’s Most Corrupt Members of Congress:
Members of the Senate:
Conrad Burns (R-MT)
Bill Frist (R-TN)
Rick Santorum (R-PA)

Members of the House:
Alan Mollohan (D-WV)
Roy Blunt (R-MO)
Marilyn Musgrave (R-CO)
Ken Calvert (R-CA)
Richard Pombo (R-CA)
John Doolittle (R-CA)
Rick Renzi (R-AZ)
Tom Feeney (R-FL)
Pete Sessions (R-TX)
Katherine Harris (R-FL)
John Sweeney (R-NY)
William Jefferson (D-LA)
Charles Taylor (R-NC)
Jerry Lewis (R-CA)
Maxine Waters (D-CA)
Gary Miller (R-CA)
Curt Weldon (R-PA)

Man, that’s embarrassing! If only there was some way we could stop being represented by such corrupt officials… what’s that? There is? An election, you say? Ahh, of course! Former Vice Admiral Joe Sestak is challenging Corrupt Curt for the 7th, and current State Treasurer Bob Casey, Jr. is running against Little Ricky! Let’s hope they win… or better yet, help them to win!

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