First, on a personal note: I had a lovely secular Christmas yesterday. I didn’t get much [mostly clothes, but it was all ND gear!], but that’s not what Christmas [religious or secular] is about. I had a great time though.
So, on to the meat of my post. A commenter on the original post pretty much confirmed my point: the conservative movement has snapped. They consider those statements [which I’m going to knock down one by one, btw] as perfectly sane, reasonable, and factual [just a tad “harsh” or some similar qualifier]. Bullshit. And here’s why.
Former Reagan administration Secretary of Education Bill Bennett: “[Y]ou could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down.” [Salem Radio Network’s Bill Bennett’s Morning in America, 9/28/05]
Now, before I go into a specific rebuttal, a clarification. “Crime rate” means how much crime is committed in terms of a population. Ok? So we’re clear on that. It does not mean the number of crimes actually committed. Because if you were to abort a section of a population [be it black, white, Asian, purple, whatever], then yeah, odds are the total crime would go down. Since, duh, you’re preventing an entire segment of society from reproducing. However, the argument presented here is crime rate.
Put simply, there is no data or research to support such an argument. Media Matters explains:
Bennett’s remark was apparently inspired by the claim that legalized abortion has reduced crime rates, which was posited in the book Freakonomics (William Morrow, May 2005) by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner. But Levitt and Dubner argued that aborted fetuses would have been more likely to grow up poor and in single-parent or teenage-parent households and therefore more likely to commit crimes; they did not put forth Bennett’s race-based argument.
Or, in Blitz: The League terms: Bitchslapped! Next!
Pat Robertson: “If [Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez] thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it.” [Christian Broadcasting Network’s The 700 Club, 8/22/05]
Well besides the crazy part of it [if he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, we should confirm his conspiracy theories!], there’s also the moral and legal implications. Last I checked, it was still illegal to assassinate the leader of a nation, much less a duly-elected leader. Next!
Bill O’Reilly to San Francisco: “[I]f Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we’re not going to do anything about it. … You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.” [Westwood One’s The Radio Factor with Bill O’Reilly, 12/8/05]
What did San Francisco do to trigger O’Reilly[’s warped mind] to invite Al Qaeda to attack it? They passed a ballot measure urging public high schools and colleges to prohibit on-campus military recruiting. If you want to criticize the city’s democratic decisions, fine. But to then tell the group that murdered three thousand Americans that they can now attack that city? That’s scum. Next!
Bill O’Reilly, agreeing with caller that illegal immigrants are “biological weapon[s]”: “I think you could probably make an absolutely airtight case that more than 3,000 Americans have been either killed or injured, based upon the 11 million illegals who are here.” [Westwood One’s The Radio Factor with Bill O’Reilly, 4/15/05]
Another from the twisted brain of O’Reilly. Do I even have to argue this? Supposedly, illegal immigrants are biological weapons, responsible for more American deaths than Al Qaeda? Why? Because they’re illegal? Well that wouldn’t make them disease-ridden… is it because they’re “dirty immigrants”? If so, why single out illegal immigrants? According to that, all immigrants are “biological weapons”. Dumbass. Next!
Rush Limbaugh: “Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” [The Rush Limbaugh Show, 8/12/05]
I thought it was established because women weren’t being given equal societal opportunities way back, oh I dunno, during the Enlightenment? Ignorant dittohead. Learn some history. Next!
Rush Limbaugh on the kidnapping of peace activists in Iraq: “I’m telling you, folks, there’s a part of me that likes this.” [The Rush Limbaugh Show, 11/29/05]
Yeah, see, when I hear about anyone being kidnapped, or dying in Iraq, or elsewhere due to my government’s occupation of it, I tend to be saddened. In fact, all those flashes that I link to on Bushflash.org? They include Americans, Iraqis, Brits, Italians… anyone who’s lost their life. And I cry for all of them. Apparently, the conservatives of today don’t give a shit. Next.
Ann Coulter: Bill Clinton “was a very good rapist”; “I’m getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties”; “I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.” [New York Observer, 1/10/05]
Clinton was a bad husband. That doesn’t make him a rapist, jackass. See the previous one about the conservative movement’s apathy about human live [post-birth]. And, wow, that would go over so well, wouldn’t it? In order to stop irresponsible regimes from gaining nuclear weapons, we’re going to irresponsibly use a nuclear weapon! Weee, circular logic. Next!
Ann Coulter: “Isn’t it great to see Muslims celebrating something other than the slaughter of Americans?” [Syndicated column, 2/3/05]
“Isn’t it great to see American Christians celebrating something other than the death of brown people?” Yeah, they’re equally ridiculous. Next!
Radio host Glenn Beck: “[Y]ou know it took me about a year to start hating the 9-11 victims’ families? Took me about a year.” [Premiere Radio Networks’ The Glenn Beck Program, 9/9/05]
Does this even require commentary? Glenn Beck started hating the families of victims of the worst terrorist attack in the United States before I started hating the Bush Administration for screwing up catching those responsible. How fucked up is that? Next!
Tucker Carlson: “Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he’s nice, but you don’t take him seriously. That’s Canada.” [MSNBC’s The Situation with Tucker Carlson, 12/15/05]
There go the intellectuals of the conservative movement again. There’s a difference between “joking” and “insensitive, cruel, and stupid”. This is the latter. For what reasons? Oh, I dunno… for calling an entire nation [which for the record currently has a higher quality of life than the U.S.] “retarded”, and, to get the two-fer, insulting everyone who has a mentally-challenged person in their family. Way to go, cockbite. Next!
American Family Association president Tim Wildmon: Liberals “don’t have the kind of family responsibilities most people have, and certainly not church responsibilities.” [American Family Radio’s Today’s Issues, 5/11/05]
Hey, fuck you. I might not be religious, but I know plenty of liberals who are you jackass. And furthermore, I’d like to have Mr. Wildmon meet my primarily-Democratic-voting extended family who, despite our different religious beliefs and geographic locations, had dinner together last night. Next!
David Horowitz on Cindy Sheehan: “It’s very hard to have respect for a woman who exploits the death of her own son and doesn’t respect her own son’s life. … She portrays him as an idiot.” [MSNBC’s Connected: Coast to Coast, 8/16/05]
As opposed to a President who exploited the death of three thousand Americans to lie about his real reasons for invading Iraq, or about an ex-NFL star’s death to spew forth propaganda. And furthermore, Mrs. Sheehan has portrayed her son as somebody who went to Iraq despite his private objections to it. That makes him a good soldier, you asswipe. And her a good mother. Next!
Radio host Neal Boortz on the execution of Stanley “Tookie” Williams: “[T]here will be riots in South Central Los Angeles and elsewhere. … The rioting, of course, will lead to wide scale looting. There are a lot of aspiring rappers and NBA superstars who could really use a nice flat-screen television right now.” [Boortz.com, 12/12/05]
Well, there weren’t riots. And the reason this is ridiculous is his implication that current rappers and NBA superstars are/were criminals, because they share something in common with the hypothetical would-be rioters [hint: it’s not eye color]. Next!
Pat Buchanan: “Our guys” in Iraq “have got every right to have good news put into the media and get to the people of Iraq, even if it’s got to be planted or bought.” [MSNBC’s Hardball with Chris Matthews, 12/1/05]
Apparently, it’s ok to lie if it’s for TheTroops[TM], especially if we use funds that should be used to build schools and restore power and improve the lives of the people whose nation we’re occupying. Things like that. Next!
National Review editor Rich Lowry: Given EPA-mandated “small-flush” toilets, “[h]ow is it possible to flush a Quran down the toilet?” [Young America’s Foundation speech, 8/5/05]
This is just stupid. Let me spell it out for Mr. Dumass over here. They. Gave. The. Qurans. Swirlies. You know, the kind of things bullies do to the heads of nerds? Yep, same thing. Next!
Neal Boortz, suggesting that a victim of Hurricane Katrina housed in an Atlanta hotel consider prostitution: “I dare say she could walk out of that hotel and walk 100 yards in either direction on Fulton Industrial Boulevard here in Atlanta and have a job. What’s that? Well, no, no, no. … Well, you know what? [laughing] Now that you mention it … [i]f that’s the only way she can take care of herself, it sure beats the hell out of sucking off the taxpayers.” [Cox Radio Syndication’s The Neal Boortz Show, 10/24/05]
The moral values of the Conservatarian Movement strike again! See, it’s better that a 16 year-old girl become a prostitute and suck cock than the government help her after her entire city was destroyed. Fucktard. Next!
Focus on the Family founder and chairman James C. Dobson: Same-sex marriage would lead to “marriage between daddies and little girls … between a man and his donkey.” [Focus on the Family radio program, 10/6/05]
No, see, making government-recognized marriage unbeholden to the gender-structured marriage of the past doesn’t do away with the consent laws which allow us to prosecute pedophiles and zoophiles. That would still be illegal. Next!
Accuracy in Media editor Cliff Kincaid: “Have you noticed that many news organizations, in honor of former ABC News anchorman Peter Jennings, have embarked on a quit smoking campaign? So why don’t our media launch a campaign advising people to quit engaging in the dangerous and addictive homosexual lifestyle? … It appears that the homosexual lifestyle is as addictive as smoking.” [Accuracy in Media column, 12/14/05]
Firstly, there is no such thing as the “homosexual lifestyle”. Those who date people of the same gender are as unique as me or you or my parents or George Bush or John Kerry. They are their own person. Secondly, homosexuality doesn’t kill people. Unprotected sex kills people, so actually they should be launching a “quit having unprotected sex campaign” by offering free condoms and dental dams at their local affiliates. But that wouldn’t go over too well with conservatives, would it? Because that would be promoting promiscuity… which, they argue, leads to a rise in STD rates. Which would be lowered by increased access to condoms and dental dams… which would lead to… well you get the idea. They’re inconsistent.
That was the last outrageous quote. I can’t believe I had to actually go through them and show why they’re outrageous… but, it had to be done.
As a quick preview, I’ve got a personal-political post in the works [some shocking details will be in it, I assure you] as well as some thoughts I had recently on the whole gay marriage thing. Stay tuned.
And remember: 2006 is just around the corner. Let’s make this our 1994.
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