Political Games - Where the fuck’s the reset button?

You really should read the whole entry, but this little excerpt all by itself is really absolutely brilliant.

“Christopher Flickinger is a conservative columnist from Pittsburgh, PA (or as he likes to call it, “The People’s Republic of Pittsburgh: a cesspool of unionized liberalism”). He is co-founder and President of the Center For Conservative Thought. Mr. Flickinger’s columns can be found periodically at Human Events Online, The Rant, and other websites that hold lifetime memberships to the “vast right-wing conspiracy.” Although his columns are usually mild-mannered and anything but blunt, this six-foot-two, two-hundred and twenty pound Goliath doesn’t back down from liberal instigators, and he’s just waiting for a left-winger to throw a pie in his direction.”

So he’s a giant who likes pie. That’s sufficient qualifications for a conservative to claim he’s expert in everything! Perhaps I should fear him, and maybe send a few pies to him as an act of appeasement. Or perhaps I should ask him to debate pies with Fafblog.

At least I should be safe from the unstoppable pygmies + dwarfs argument.

Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.

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