How to write a rejection letter to colleges
April 26th, 2005 by SteveHaha! From my buddy Raijin over at B-net:
“Thanks for the acceptance, but you didn’t offer me a sufficiently large
bribeaid package to allow my attendance. Pleasetake a flying leaptakea flying leapheart in the fact that your universitytotally suckshas a very strong record inenrolling assholesacademia, and I look forward toseeing you take a flying leapthe opportunity to visit your campus in the futurewhen hell freezes completely solid.
BrutallySincerely,
[insert fake name here]”
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